This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How am I supposed to stop all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander here every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Annoying Texts
You believe you're so clever, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.